No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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