Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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