in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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