whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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