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We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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