I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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