Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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