I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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