Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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