I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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