can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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