Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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