Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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