I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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