well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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