remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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