I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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