quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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