HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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