my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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