You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
