he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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