Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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