just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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