Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize