so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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