Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
