he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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