Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
