I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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