we have pet lesbian snakes
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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