hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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