I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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