He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
She bit a glass in half.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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