Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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