There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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