thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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