Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I got inside last night via doggy door
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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