hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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