Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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