Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize