We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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