is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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