And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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