do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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