Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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