New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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