her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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