your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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