Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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