Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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