Swine flu. Run for my life!
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm both gender and math confused
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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