Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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