That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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